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Kids kill naked sloth, think it is an alien.

Back in 2009, some kids in Panama found a hairless sloth and, thinking it was “an alien,” they killed it. Ten years later and this story still bugs me.

A weird creature has stirred up controversy among the people of Cerro Azul. Some say it could be an alien, others simply believe that is an animal. …

I had to make note of it when one guy in the Fark comments brought the sorta bad news here – the Cerro Azul cryptid really looks like a shaved sloth. See above – I rotated the Cerro Azul mystery creature just so you could more easily compare body shape.

I hate being such a skeptic, but at the moment I’m thinking, man, that poor sloth. He just wanted to go full-body Brazilian, just once, and a bunch of [screw]ing teenagers go all caveman on [him].

(DailyHuff)

The claw is the giveaway. Sad. This naked sloth might have had a great life ahead of it once it got over whatever caused its fur to fall out. Below is more info about this geographic location. I’ve added links so you can learn to€ identify the creatures living around you.

Kids in Panama here are other living things around you that you should not kill because you fear them:

You may see foxes, white-faced capuchin, ant-eater, sloth, squirrels, coatimundi [hog-nosed coons, snookum bears,€  Brazilian aardvarks] , agouti, peccary [javelinas ] and white-tailed deer, howler monkey, red spider monkey, jaguar, olingo, two-toed sloth, ocelot, jagarundi [jaguarundi (Puma yagouaroundi)], harpy eagle and guan.

In addition to the stunning natural beauty of Altos de Cerro Azul, you have access to high-speed satellite internet, Direct TV and modern electricity and telephone services. Use these to figure out what stuff is so you don’t react like a bunch of savages.

The mob fear reaction completely disgusts me. We humans are sometimes a pack of stupid violent screeching monkeys gang attacking anything new in our territory. Did you know that a group of villagers in France once gathered to beat a hot air balloon to death because it appeared to them to be a supernatural monster? Strange but true. We can do better.

After the first manned hot air balloon flight, French villagers tried to attack it, thinking it a fire-breathing monster. The pilots appeased them with a bottle of champagne that they had originally brought to celebrate, and today it’s customary to carry a bottle along on balloon flights.

(CrazyFacts)

To the kids in Panama who did this, you are probably adults by now. I can only say this: I hope you never meet a real alien.

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Jeanne
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Jeanne

No You, all you need to know what a naked sloth looks like is to know what a sloth looks… Read more »

Mike
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Mike

thats not a sloth look at the neck and arms and body its all different and not the same as… Read more »

123lrk
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123lrk

No you wouldn’t give it some lemonade and a biscuit but you sure as hell wouldn’t beat to death! No… Read more »

Lisa
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Lisa

hahahaha reading these comments got me laughing so rediculously hard right now. Kate and Az are probably som good little… Read more »

Lisa
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Lisa

Honestly, i have never laughed so hard at two “children” in my life. You guys really like to talk huh.… Read more »

Lisa
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Lisa

hahahaha reading these comments got me laughing so rediculously hard right now. Kate and Az are probably som good little… Read more »

Christina
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Christina

well its close but I don’t believe that is a sloth
where is the rest of the story.

Jay
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Jay

I like your theory but this creature seems to have some fur which makes it more plausible that it has… Read more »

KeyraLove
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KeyraLove

I Read nearly all the cruel nasty comments people wrote… Firstly, Kids Hung? HUNG? Are you F.ucking serious? Yes they… Read more »

NO YOU
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NO YOU

Like you would of ever know what a shaved sloth looks like before reading this. If you saw that I… Read more »

Tastentier
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Tastentier

A very kinky and horny person.

Your mother
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Your mother

Ever studied the beginnings of christianity? or christianity itself? we are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY past that point.

Jared
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Jared

Kate and AZ…. You are both idots!!

nicoli
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nicoli

cant we just agree to disagree

nicoli
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nicoli

well what do you expect we belive in someone we cant see

Raymond
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Raymond

This creature appears to be a cave dwelling addition to the sloth species. As you can see in the picture,… Read more »

john montgomery
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john montgomery

so lets say that thing was an alien as proven in the last post, its naked you dont know what… Read more »

Anonymous
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Anonymous

have you seen a fat hairless beast like that sloth stand up?! its 8 feet tall!! and these kids reacted… Read more »

Anonymous
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Anonymous

you damn [insult], how can you say that?!

Anonymous
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Anonymous

you guys suck, what would you do if you turned a corner, and saw some fat, white, jelly-jiggly thing comin… Read more »

Anonymous
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Anonymous

whoa whoa whoa, hung?! your a sick [insult]

bigrhodi
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bigrhodi

Man that is a [beep]in alien the goverment is jus tryning 2 cover that shyt up like they do with… Read more »

Scippi
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Scippi

All you people saying that “these kids should be hung” are complete idiots. I’m sorry, but we are the dominant… Read more »

killmanor1
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killmanor1

do not argue against me cause u will lose

killmanor1
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killmanor1

az , everyone knows what a tortoise is some people dont even know what a sloth is never mind a… Read more »

killmanor1
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killmanor1

what so if some bald thing walked towards you and made some odd noise. how would u know what it… Read more »

Javin
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Javin

This is EXACTLY what I thought. These kids pulled it out of the water, or found it washed up somewhere… Read more »

J-tron
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J-tron

OMFGosh. Parents are not always with their kids! Stop trying to blame the parents for something their kids did. And… Read more »

diyana
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diyana

JaneDoe, panicking? a sloth? a threat? honestly, its walking pace is so slow, they could’ve just let it be and… Read more »

Kate
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Kate

Gerard, you have a natural human emotion for caring, but does it mean you care about every single thing on… Read more »

Az
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Az

You are right Courtney it was a shame to kill it, but watch the video, why be scared of sthing… Read more »

Kate & Az
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Kate & Az

Gerard look at your first reply to me, u said shut the [S C R E W] up to me!… Read more »

Courtney
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Courtney

lol
this made my day

Courtney
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Courtney

its a shame to have that killed. But wouldn’t you be scared if something like that were walking towards you?

Kate & Az
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Kate & Az

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAHACe0uc64&feature=player_embedded#t=128

Enough said on this matter, watch the above!

Half blind, half deaf, not at all threatening!!!! The kids should be prosecuted!!

Rhonda
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Rhonda

I completely agree. This was an incredibly cruel act. If you look at the top of the picture you’ll note… Read more »

Fedor
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Fedor

Since there is no clear idea how large it is (no scale bar, of course!), it could also be an… Read more »

Katie
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Katie

@Lisa Don’t be naive. It’s really doubtful that that sloth was running towards them at all, if anything animals have… Read more »

Lisa
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Lisa

Some of you crack me up… After looking at it next to a normal sloth it is easy to see… Read more »

VelcroKing
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VelcroKing

It’s bringing love! Don’t let it get away.Break its legs!

Gerard
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Gerard

AZ – Do you enjoy trying to sound tough on the internet? I’m going to assume that you have no… Read more »

Paul
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Paul

Yes, enough said. I was just pointing out the hypocritical nature of your comments. One minute it’s all “holier than… Read more »

Kate
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Kate

I see what your saying though Gerard, about putting human emotions into animals. Your right, but hay, weve been given… Read more »

Kate & AZ
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Kate & AZ

PS maybe we should batter you with stones and sticks??? see how you feel, you obviously havent got any emotion… Read more »

Kate & AZ
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Kate & AZ

Why dont u shut the [SCREW] up? your name sounds like an [SCREW] who only cares for his own self.… Read more »

Kate & AZ
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Kate & AZ

You know what Paul?! Take a look at the 2 comments you have put on this page “Actually, we Aussies… Read more »

TransAlchemy
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TransAlchemy

Damn you guys, why could we have believed it was an alien. I was almost kiddish thinking a secret invasion… Read more »

Paul
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Paul

“Bless you, poor creature”
“Kids, rot in hell”

Wow, you sure do sound like a crazy [screwed] up Christian, alright.

Paul
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Paul

Actually, we Aussies learnt more about Kangaroos from a TV called “Skippy” than from anything else 🙂

Gerard
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Gerard

“A life is a life, I would value the sloths above yours, if thats your attitude.” Hah! I love it… Read more »

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